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The Pirates of Disney Land attraction, magically irritating in the fading sunlight

The Pirates of Disney Land attraction, magically irritating in the fading sunlight

Pirates of Disney Land

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1979
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Generally favored by: Groups

Description

"Ignorant men publish no reports!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the byword for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot an unsuspecting township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Who's up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Who's up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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