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The Pirates of Disney Land attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Pirates of Disney Land attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of Disney Land

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1991
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Designed by: Physicians

Description

"Dead men know no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the byline for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
What's up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
What's up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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