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Ursula's piranha-embellishing photo of Pirates of Disney Land

Ursula's piranha-embellishing photo of Pirates of Disney Land

Pirates of Disney Land

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1967
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Zero guests


"Mute men tell no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the motto for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,

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