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A common view of Pirates of Disney Land when it's covered in children

Above: A common view of Pirates of Disney Land when it's covered in children

Pirates of Disney Land

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 25, 1982
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Four teacups

Description

"Mer men hear no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the motto for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Who's up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Who's up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a pirate's life for me.

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