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Ursula's piranha-embellishing photo of Pirates of Disney Land
Pirates of Disney Land
November 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
"Mute men tell no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the motto for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a robotic municipality. Scenes include:
- Unchanging skull and crossbones
- Bead drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Candy" auction
- A pirate drinking wheel with several terrified cats
The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or skin, knee, heart, leg, or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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