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An authentic view of Pirates of Disney Land when it's not shrounded in children

An authentic view of Pirates of Disney Land when it's not shrounded in children

Pirates of Disney Land

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 2011
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of two mice

Description

"Ignorant men get no evil!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the byword for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Wake up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Wake up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

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