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The Pirates of Disney Land attraction, absently sailing in the evening park light

The Pirates of Disney Land attraction, absently sailing in the evening park light

Pirates of Disney Land

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1981
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

"Honest men tell no evil!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the motto for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Act up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Act up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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