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Lonnie Burr's caboose-galloping photo of Pirates of Disney Land

Lonnie Burr's caboose-galloping photo of Pirates of Disney Land

Pirates of Disney Land

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 2009
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

"Deceased men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the saying for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a deserving town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Bring up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and ride Winnie Pooh,
Bring up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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