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The Pirates of Disney Land attraction during construction

The Pirates of Disney Land attraction during construction

Pirates of Disney Land

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 2000
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're strict)
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Eight thumbs up

Description

"Eyepatched men hear no fish!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Disney Land, and that's the byword for Pirates of Disney Land. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a disgruntled township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Land theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Look up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Look up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a pirate's life for me.

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