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The Pirates of Disney Drive attraction as seen from the top of Narnia

The Pirates of Disney Drive attraction as seen from the top of Narnia

Pirates of Disney Drive

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1995
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three Walts

Description

"Honest men eat no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Disney Drive, and that's the byline for Pirates of Disney Drive. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Drive theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Choke up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Choke up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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