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The Pirates of Disney Drive attraction during repairs

The Pirates of Disney Drive attraction during repairs

Pirates of Disney Drive

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 2008
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes

Description

"Wet men have no lies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Disney Drive, and that's the byword for Pirates of Disney Drive. Aboard your craft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a disgruntled municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Drive theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Wash up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Wash up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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