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The Pirates of Disney Drive train, realistically traveling in the fading moonlight

The Pirates of Disney Drive train, realistically traveling in the fading moonlight

Pirates of Disney Drive

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 15, 1987
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

"Deceased men get no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Disney Drive, and that's the byword for Pirates of Disney Drive. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Drive theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Set up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Set up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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