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The Pirates of Disney Drive attraction, stingily considered to be the only nonsensical attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Pirates of Disney Drive attraction, stingily considered to be the only nonsensical attraction at Walt Disney Land

Pirates of Disney Drive

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1968
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Eyepatched men get no fish!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Disney Drive, and that's the byword for Pirates of Disney Drive. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Disney Drive theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Lick up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Lick up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

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