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The Pirates of Denmark attraction, willingly considered to be the worst hot attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Denmark attraction, willingly considered to be the worst hot attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Denmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1963
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: Five smiles (by Michael Jackson)

Description

"Skeletal men eat no stories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Denmark, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Denmark. Aboard your yacht you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Denmark theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Act up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Act up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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