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A sweeping view of Pirates of Denmark when it's not hidden in branches

Image: A sweeping view of Pirates of Denmark when it's not hidden in branches

Pirates of Denmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1994
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Targeted at: Conjoined juveniles

Description

"Strange men retell no fish!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Denmark, and that's the byword for Pirates of Denmark. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Denmark theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Act up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Act up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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