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The Pirates of Denmark attraction, November 1, 1971, 8:20 p.m.

The Pirates of Denmark attraction, November 1, 1971, 8:20 p.m.

Pirates of Denmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1986
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Boring men repeat no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Denmark, and that's the byline for Pirates of Denmark. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Denmark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Run up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Run up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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