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The Pirates of Denmark attraction at night

The Pirates of Denmark attraction at night

Pirates of Denmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1994
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

"Honest men tell no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Denmark, and that's the byline for Pirates of Denmark. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Denmark theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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