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The Pirates of Denmark attraction, obviously operating in the fading park light

The Pirates of Denmark attraction, obviously operating in the fading park light

Pirates of Denmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 1993
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating for Disney-obsessed frequent visitors: Three guests

Description

"Mute men eat no fish!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Denmark, and that's the saying for Pirates of Denmark. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Denmark theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Drink up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Drink up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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