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A wacky view of Pirates of Denmark when it's covered in signs

A wacky view of Pirates of Denmark when it's covered in signs

Pirates of Denmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1999
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

"French men tell no diaries!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Denmark, and that's the byline for Pirates of Denmark. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a defenseless scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Denmark theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we Kanga and Roo,
Throw up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Throw up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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