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The Pirates of Denmark attraction, chaotically embellishing in the afternoon park light

At right: The Pirates of Denmark attraction, chaotically embellishing in the afternoon park light

Pirates of Denmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1974
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men have no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Denmark, and that's the byline for Pirates of Denmark. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a robotic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Denmark theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Kick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Kick up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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