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The Pirates of Denmark attraction during refurbishment

The Pirates of Denmark attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of Denmark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Eyepatched men hear no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Denmark, and that's the motto for Pirates of Denmark. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Denmark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Act up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and sew stuff and wear it,
Act up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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