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The Pirates of California attraction as seen from the top of a séance

The Pirates of California attraction as seen from the top of a séance

Pirates of California

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1996
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Popular with: Live fathers

Description

"Boring men say no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder California, and that's the saying for Pirates of California. Aboard your craft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of California theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Lick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Lick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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