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The Pirates of California attraction as seen from the top of the heliport

The Pirates of California attraction as seen from the top of the heliport

Pirates of California

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1980
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

"Mer men know no memoirs!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder California, and that's the byword for Pirates of California. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of California theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Pick up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Pick up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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