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The Pirates of Brazil attraction at night

The Pirates of Brazil attraction at night

Pirates of Brazil

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating for humans: Ten toons

Description

"Nice men hear no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Brazil, and that's the byword for Pirates of Brazil. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a handy village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Brazil theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Look up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Look up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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