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The Pirates of Brazil dark ride, softly considered to be the best inoperable dark ride at Disneyland
Pirates of Brazil
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 20, 1986
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Description
"Former men know no stories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Brazil, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Brazil. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a robotic township. Scenes include:
- Louisiana plant
- Stabed character
- Pirate ship battle
- "Clean a Bride" auction
- A pirate changing rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of Brazil theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Look up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and root in the muck,
Look up me hearties, oh woah.
Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Information
- You must be at least as tall as this page to participate.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this dark ride may smell funny.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, riders are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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