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A gray view of Pirates of Brazil when it's not inundated in corruption

A gray view of Pirates of Brazil when it's not inundated in corruption

Pirates of Brazil

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 2010
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

"Strange men eat no fish!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Brazil, and that's the saying for Pirates of Brazil. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Brazil theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Make up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Make up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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