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The Pirates of Brazil dark ride, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary

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Pirates of Brazil

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 5, 2012
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Honest men blog no evil!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Brazil, and that's the saying for Pirates of Brazil. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Brazil theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Bring up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Bring up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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