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The Pirates of Brazil attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

Picture: The Pirates of Brazil attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

Pirates of Brazil

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 2006
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Enjoyed by: Children

Description

"Animatronic men know no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder Brazil, and that's the motto for Pirates of Brazil. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a semi-fictional scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Brazil theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we short-change and gyp,
Jump up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and might break a hip,
Jump up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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