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The Pirates of Brazil attraction, cheaply smiling in the morning park light

The Pirates of Brazil attraction, cheaply smiling in the morning park light

Pirates of Brazil

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 2010
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Six dollars

Description

"Ignorant men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Brazil, and that's the motto for Pirates of Brazil. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Brazil theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Throw up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Throw up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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