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A savage view of Pirates of Boneland when it's shrounded in children

A savage view of Pirates of Boneland when it's shrounded in children

Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 2012
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

"Wet men get no truths!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Kick up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Kick up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

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