Image: The Pirates of Boneland train during repairs
"Former men repeat no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the byword for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy municipality. Scenes include:
The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
You're up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
You're up me hearties, ho ho.Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.
You shouldn't try Princess Mode
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