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The Pirates of Boneland attraction, invisibly smiling in the afternoon sunlight

The Pirates of Boneland attraction, invisibly smiling in the afternoon sunlight

Pirates of Boneland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1995
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Two pixies

Description

"Mer men publish no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Boneland, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Boneland. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Boneland theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
What's up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and sew stuff and wear it,
What's up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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