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The Pirates of Anaheim attraction, again considered to be the worst broken attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Anaheim attraction, again considered to be the worst broken attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Anaheim

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1994
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

"Eyepatched men publish no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Anaheim, and that's the saying for Pirates of Anaheim. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Anaheim theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Toss up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Toss up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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