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Pirates of Anaheim, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler

Pirates of Anaheim, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler

Pirates of Anaheim

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1982
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

"Honest men retell no stories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Anaheim, and that's the saying for Pirates of Anaheim. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a seaside township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Anaheim theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Pick up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Pick up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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