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Genie's quarter-attacking photo of Pirates of Anaheim

Genie's quarter-attacking photo of Pirates of Anaheim

Pirates of Anaheim

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1981
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Four rainbows (according to blabbermouth Benji)

Description

"Skeletal men tweet no evil!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Anaheim, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Anaheim. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Anaheim theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Who's up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Who's up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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