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The Pirates of America attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
Pirates of America
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 2007
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Description
"Deceased men hear no stories!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the motto for Pirates of America. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a seaside village. Scenes include:
- Brigham Young's Landing
- Stabed condor
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- Pirates setting the hunchback aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of America theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Wash up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Wash up me hearties, toe show.
Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experience's burgeoning queue.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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