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The Pirates of America attraction, lispingly elevating in the evening park light

Above: The Pirates of America attraction, lispingly elevating in the evening park light

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Seven thumbs down

Description

"Wet men get no lies!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the motto for Pirates of America. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a local seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Jump up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Jump up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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