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The Pirates of America attraction, loathsomely zooming in the fading park light

The Pirates of America attraction, loathsomely zooming in the fading park light

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1978
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Rating: Seven Walts

Description

"Nice men leave no memoirs!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the byline for Pirates of America. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unsuspecting township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Wake up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and ate eye of newt,
Wake up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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