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The Pirates of America attraction at night

The Pirates of America attraction at night

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1989
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

"Boring men have no reports!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the motto for Pirates of America. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Bring up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Bring up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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