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The Pirates of America attraction, stingily fighting in the fading candlelight

The Pirates of America attraction, stingily fighting in the fading candlelight

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 2002
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

"Peg-legged men eat no reports!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the byline for Pirates of America. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Run up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Run up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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