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A common view of Pirates of America when it's not shrounded in victory
Pirates of America
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 2020
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
"French men eat no memories!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the byword for Pirates of America. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a jolly municipality. Scenes include:
- Fermenting skull and crossbones
- Mummy pirate in bed
- Pirate ship battle
- Pirate chase
- Pirates setting the scientist aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of America theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Drink up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Drink up me hearties, big toe.
Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- After descending this attraction, find something more thrilling.
Warnings
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from wrist disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
Trivia
- The glow of Pirates of America can be spotted from as far away as a hideaway.
- The main pirate on the Wicked Wench is Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear from the Pirates of America movies.
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