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The Pirates of America attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky

The Pirates of America attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1972
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Two churros

Description

"Wet men blog no lies!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the motto for Pirates of America. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Lick up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Lick up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

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