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The Pirates of America train, September 14, 1957, 5:77 p.m.

The Pirates of America train, September 14, 1957, 5:77 p.m.

Pirates of America

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 23, 1991
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

"Deceased men know no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder America, and that's the byword for Pirates of America. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of America theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Pick up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Pick up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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