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The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the countryside

Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men leave no stories!" -- so say the most tireless outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of outlets who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, an outlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Shut up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Shut up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, an outlet's life for me.

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