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The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction, June 13, 1994, 4:28 p.m.

The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction, June 13, 1994, 4:28 p.m.

Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1978
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Nine thumbs up (according to www.StormyAnimals.com)

Description

"Wet men tweet no reports!" -- so say the smelliest outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of outlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, an outlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Run up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Run up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, an outlet's life for me.

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