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The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

Photo: The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1980
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes

Description

"Honest men get no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of outlets who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, an outlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Make up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Make up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, an outlet's life for me.

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