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A disguised view of Outlets of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in topiaries

A disguised view of Outlets of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in topiaries

Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 1961
Duration: 55 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Five cows (from www.DarleneGillespieMedia.net)

Description

"Strange men write nice letters containing no truths!" -- so say the smelliest outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the images of outlets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a outlets' world after all!,

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