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The Outlets of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

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Outlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 2006
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Rating for bored guests: Something like five princesses

Description

"Former men publish no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest outlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Outlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of outlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Outlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, an outlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Choke up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Choke up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, an outlet's life for me.

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