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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the harbor

The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the harbor

Omelets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 1964
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Designed for: Tweens

Description

"Former men retell no reports!" -- so say the vilest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of omelets who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, an omelet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Run up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and insult your dad,
Run up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, an omelet's life for me.

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