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The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

The Omelets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri

Omelets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 2012
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're industrious)
Rating: Three rainbows (from "The Gemstone" gossip column)

Description

"Wet men know no reports!" -- so say the Disneyest omelets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Omelets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of omelets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Omelets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No show, no show, an omelet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Lick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Lick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, an omelet's life for me.

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