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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction, February 21, 1962, 3:17 p.m.

The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction, February 21, 1962, 3:17 p.m.

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1974
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're indigenous)
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Eyepatched men tweet no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of mimes who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a deserving township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Wake up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Wake up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a mime's life for me.

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