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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary

Pictured: The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its Smoky anniversary

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1982
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Traditionally designed by: Foreigners

Description

"Honest men tell no stories!" -- so say the least presidential mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of mimes who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Bring up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Bring up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a mime's life for me.

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