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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 2005
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Four tikis (according to Ward Kimball)

Description

"Wet men retell no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of mimes who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and bake,
Make up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Make up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a mime's life for me.

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