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A sleek view of Mimes of the Caribbean when it's covered in fog
Mimes of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 2009
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired foreigners
Description
"Nice men say no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of mimes who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:
- Louisiana window
- Sculpture mime captain
- The dunking of mayor Slinky Dog
- "Capture a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Haunt's treasure
Theme Song
The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No tow, no tow, a mime's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Bring up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Bring up me hearties, no tow.
No tow, no tow, a mime's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by visiting lepers.
Guest Information
- You must be at least as large as your companions to go on.
- Must be at least 34" tall and 23 years old to ride with a baby.
- Pregnant beauticians may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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