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A cursed view of Mimes of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in darkness

A cursed view of Mimes of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in darkness

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 12, 1960
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"Pirate men leave no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of mimes who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Open up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Open up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a mime's life for me.

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