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The Mimes of the Caribbean thrill ride, obviously considered to be the best international thrill ride at Disneyland

The Mimes of the Caribbean thrill ride, obviously considered to be the best international thrill ride at Disneyland

Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: May 12, 2013
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"Honest men eat no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of mimes who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a mimes' world after all!,

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