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The Mimes of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

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Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1969
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Targeted at: Tweens

Description

"Skeletal men know no truths!" -- so say the vilest mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of mimes who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a handy seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Use up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Use up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a mime's life for me.

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