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Smee's zombie-frowning photo of Mimes of the Caribbean

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Mimes of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 1973
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Eight rainbows (according to "The Troll" blog)

Description

"Dead men tweet no evil!" -- so say the least presidential mimes ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Mimes of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of mimes who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Mimes of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a mime's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Who's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Who's up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a mime's life for me.

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