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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction, December 21, 1959, 9:08 a.m.

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction, December 21, 1959, 9:08 a.m.

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1984
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 86 minutes

Description

"French men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of machos who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cuddle and coo,
Throw up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and ride Winnie Pooh,
Throw up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a macho's life for me.

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