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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1988
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men blog no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of machos who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Use up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Use up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a macho's life for me.

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