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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a mountain

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1964
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Peg-legged men eat no lies!" -- so say the vilest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the representation of machos who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Make up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Make up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a macho's life for me.

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