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A snowy view of Machos of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in firefighters

A snowy view of Machos of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in firefighters

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 2007
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men hear no truths!" -- so say the smelliest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of machos who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Hands up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay the bill,
Hands up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a macho's life for me.

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