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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction, June 4, 2009, 11:01 p.m.

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction, June 4, 2009, 11:01 p.m.

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 2007
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

"Dead men tweet no stories!" -- so say the smelliest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of machos who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No no, no no, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Put up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Put up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a macho's life for me.

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