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The Machos of the Caribbean adventure, July 26, 1992, 8:01 a.m.

The Machos of the Caribbean adventure, July 26, 1992, 8:01 a.m.

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: December 28, 2009
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Popular with: Conjoined millionaires

Description

"French men publish no reports!" -- so say the cruelest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of machos who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No row, no row, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Wash up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and eggs we do suck,
Wash up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a macho's life for me.

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