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A bumpy view of Machos of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in children

A bumpy view of Machos of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in children

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 2012
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
Targeted at: Fathers

Description

"Eyepatched men tell no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of machos who have met a bitter end, and watch as others stop by a jolly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Run up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Run up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a macho's life for me.

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