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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1986
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men know no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of machos who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a realistic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Shut up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Shut up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a macho's life for me.

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