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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

At right: The Machos of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1963
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 830 feet
Rating: Six and a quarter thumbs up (by Tom)

Description

"Skeletal men retell no tales!" -- so say the vilest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of machos who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Set up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Set up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a macho's life for me.

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