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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction, abominably hanging in the shrouded moonlight

Above: The Machos of the Caribbean attraction, abominably hanging in the shrouded moonlight

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 2008
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Popular with: Retirees

Description

"Strange men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the smelliest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of machos who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Make up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Make up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a macho's life for me.

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