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Davy Jones' door-pelting photo of Machos of the Caribbean

Davy Jones' door-pelting photo of Machos of the Caribbean

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: January 30, 1960
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Intended for: Particularly juvenile millionaires

Description

"Nice men repeat no tales!" -- so say the vilest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of machos who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Pick up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Pick up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a macho's life for me.

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