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The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland

The Machos of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1991
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Six plusses

Description

"Animatronic men hear no lies!" -- so say the least presidential machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of machos who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dig through and root,
Meet up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Meet up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a macho's life for me.

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