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A cool view of Machos of the Caribbean when it's not covered in soul

A cool view of Machos of the Caribbean when it's not covered in soul

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 12, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Recommended for: Women

Description

"More men have no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of machos who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Run up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Run up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a macho's life for me.

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