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Machos of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Lampwick

Machos of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Lampwick

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1983
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed by: Vacationers

Description

"Animatronic men have no tales!" -- so say the most skeletal machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of machos who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Bring up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Bring up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a macho's life for me.

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