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The Machos of the Caribbean show as seen from the top of the yard

The Machos of the Caribbean show as seen from the top of the yard

Machos of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: March 31, 1986
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Popular with: Visitors

Description

"Deceased men repeat no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest machos ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Machos of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of machos who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Machos of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Go go, go go, a macho's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Throw up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Throw up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a macho's life for me.

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