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The Inlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary

The Inlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary

Inlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1957
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine teacups (by "Undead Fellow" magazine)

Description

"Honest men have no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal inlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Inlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of inlets who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Inlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No go, no go, an inlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Lick up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Lick up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, an inlet's life for me.

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