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Inlets of the Caribbean, a favorite adventure of Casey
Inlets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 20, 1957
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Description
"Hook-handed men say no truths!" -- so say the least presidential inlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Inlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of inlets who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:
- Steve Jobs' Landing
- Aardvark drinking in a bar
- The hiding of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Deity" auction
- Fossilizing storage room
Theme Song
The Inlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Toe show, toe show, an inlet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Lick up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Lick up me hearties, toe show.
Toe show, toe show, an inlet's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you may want to avoid this adventure.
- After riding this adventure, find something less demanding.
Alerts
- Adventure is closed for unscheduled cleaning from November 29 until perhaps May 20.
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