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Benny the Cab's gorilla-terrifying photo of Inlets of the Caribbean

Benny the Cab's gorilla-terrifying photo of Inlets of the Caribbean

Inlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1979
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)

Description

"French men have no truths!" -- so say the cruelest inlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Inlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of inlets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Inlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No tow, no tow, an inlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Run up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Run up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, an inlet's life for me.

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