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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, always flocking in the evening candlelight

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, always flocking in the evening candlelight

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 2004
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes

Description

"Former men have no recipies!" -- so say the cruelest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of harlots who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bilge and we bail,
Grow up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and eat all the kale,
Grow up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a harlot's life for me.

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