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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the horizon

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the horizon

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1997
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

"Boring men get no memories!" -- so say the least presidential harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of harlots who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Bring up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and act like a cad,
Bring up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a harlot's life for me.

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