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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1959
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

"Honest men know no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of harlots who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Who's up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and quack like a duck,
Who's up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a harlot's life for me.

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