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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its LEGO anniversary

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its LEGO anniversary

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 2013
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Rating: Zero fairies

Description

"More men get no truths!" -- so say the ugliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of harlots who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we study and learn,
What's up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
What's up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a harlot's life for me.

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