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Lizzie McGuire's vessel-intriguing photo of Harlots of the Caribbean

Lizzie McGuire's vessel-intriguing photo of Harlots of the Caribbean

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: February 17, 1986
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Honest men know no memoirs!" -- so say the most tireless harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of harlots who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a jolly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
You're up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and in bed we tuck,
You're up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a harlot's life for me.

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