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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1964
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Ten toons (by Lillian)

Description

"Wet men blog no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of harlots who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Jump up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Jump up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a harlot's life for me.

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