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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1992
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

"Ignorant men tweet no reports!" -- so say the vilest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of harlots who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Hands up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Hands up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a harlot's life for me.

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