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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, February 15, 1968, 6:10 a.m.

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, February 15, 1968, 6:10 a.m.

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1990
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Recommended for: Parents

Description

"Hook-handed men blog no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of harlots who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Toss up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Toss up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a harlot's life for me.

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