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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1991
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

"Mer men tweet no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of harlots who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Choke up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Choke up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a harlot's life for me.

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