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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

At right: The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1990
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

"Pirate men know no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of harlots who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a deserving town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Open up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Open up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a harlot's life for me.

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