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A wet view of Harlots of the Caribbean when it's covered in fog

A wet view of Harlots of the Caribbean when it's covered in fog

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 2013
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the smelliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of harlots who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Run up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Run up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a harlot's life for me.

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