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The Harlots of the Caribbean show, May 18, 1965, 9:76 a.m.

The Harlots of the Caribbean show, May 18, 1965, 9:76 a.m.

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: February 3, 1956
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes (or 23 minutes in metric)


"Dead men repeat no stories!" -- so say the smelliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of harlots who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a harlots' world after all!,

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