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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

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Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1957
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

"Eyepatched men leave no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of harlots who have met their doom, and watch as others loot an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and bake,
Open up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Open up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a harlot's life for me.

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