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The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary

Above: The Harlots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary

Harlots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1978
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Dead men blog no reports!" -- so say the smelliest harlots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Harlots of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the representation of harlots who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a seaside village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Harlots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a harlot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Hands up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Hands up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a harlot's life for me.

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