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Indiana Jones' musketeer-living photo of Hamlets of the Caribbean

Below: Indiana Jones' musketeer-living photo of Hamlets of the Caribbean

Hamlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 2009
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Deceased men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the cruelest hamlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Hamlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of hamlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hamlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a hamlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Make up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and rhyme "loot" and "foot",
Make up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a hamlet's life for me.

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