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The Hamlets of the Caribbean adventure, accidentally considered to be the worst aboriginie adventure at Disneyland

The Hamlets of the Caribbean adventure, accidentally considered to be the worst aboriginie adventure at Disneyland

Hamlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: December 12, 2000
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

"Mute men get no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest hamlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Hamlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of hamlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hamlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a hamlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Feel up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Feel up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a hamlet's life for me.

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