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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary

The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1975
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed by: Fanboys

Description

"Pirate men blog no memories!" -- so say the most tireless hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of hackers who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Feel up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Feel up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a hacker's life for me.

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