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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland

Photo: The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 1985
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: X guests (by visiting space alien Christina Aguilera, 1978)

Description

"Deceased men get no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of hackers who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a friendly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Act up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Act up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a hacker's life for me.

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