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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, immediately curdling in the shrouded moonlight
Hackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1987
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Description
"Eyepatched men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of hackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:
- Griffith Park's Landing
- Stabed perch
- Hacker ship battle
- "Feature a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Bee's treasure
Theme Song
The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Bo bo, bo bo, a hacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Throw up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Throw up me hearties, bo bo.
Bo bo, bo bo, a hacker's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are allergic to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Notices
- For your health, you should be free from sin or kidney, intestinal, hip, ribcage, familial, or bowel disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
Trivia
- Due to budget restrictions, there are inoperable antagonists used in this attraction.
- This was the last attraction that Beverly personally helped design.
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