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Hackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Above: Hackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1970
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Favored by: Physicians

Description

"Animatronic men tell no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the scenes of hackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a jolly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Bring up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Bring up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a hacker's life for me.

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