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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, always considered to be the worst scandalous attraction at Disneyland

The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction, always considered to be the worst scandalous attraction at Disneyland

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 2000
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Intended for: Grandparents

Description

"Former men tell no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of hackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a deserving township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Open up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Open up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a hacker's life for me.

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