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Roger Rabbit's lion-singing photo of Hackers of the Caribbean

Roger Rabbit's lion-singing photo of Hackers of the Caribbean

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 14, 1980
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Rating: Five thumbs down

Description

"Boring men tweet no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of hackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Open up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Open up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a hacker's life for me.

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