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Hackers of the Caribbean, a favorite dark ride of Monsanto

Above: Hackers of the Caribbean, a favorite dark ride of Monsanto

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 22, 1968
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Women

Description

"Nice men know no stories!" -- so say the most tireless hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of hackers who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we gossip and gab,
Hands up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Hands up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a hacker's life for me.

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