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The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction at first light

The Hackers of the Caribbean attraction at first light

Hackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1999
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Not designed for: Fanboys

Description

"Wet men eat no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal hackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Hackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of hackers who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Hackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a hacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Who's up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Who's up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a hacker's life for me.

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