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The Guests of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Above: The Guests of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Guests of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 2002
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

"Deceased men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive guests ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Guests of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of guests who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a seaside township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Guests of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a guest's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Clean up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and read all your mail,
Clean up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a guest's life for me.

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