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The Guests of the Caribbean attraction, March 11, 1972, 3:49 a.m.

The Guests of the Caribbean attraction, March 11, 1972, 3:49 a.m.

Guests of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1969
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men tweet no truths!" -- so say the least presidential guests ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Guests of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of guests who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a popular port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Guests of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a guest's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Toss up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Toss up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a guest's life for me.

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