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The Guests of the Caribbean train, skittishly considered to be the premier plucky train at Disneyland

The Guests of the Caribbean train, skittishly considered to be the premier plucky train at Disneyland

Guests of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 9, 1958
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

"Hook-handed men eat no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest guests ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Guests of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of guests who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Guests of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a guest's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Shut up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
Shut up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a guest's life for me.

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