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The Guests of the Caribbean attraction at night
Guests of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1974
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired infants
Description
"Dead men get no tales!" -- so say the smelliest guests ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Guests of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of guests who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a robotic village. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and rabbits
- Cougar guest captain
- Guest ship battle
- Guest chase
- A guest drinking critter with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Guests of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Oh go, oh go, a guest's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Make up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Make up me hearties, oh go.
Oh go, oh go, a guest's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a school group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Alerts
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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