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The Guests of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its gentle anniversary

The Guests of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its gentle anniversary

Guests of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 2007
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Four magics

Description

"Mer men get no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest guests ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Guests of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of guests who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Guests of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a guest's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Use up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Use up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a guest's life for me.

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