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The Gimlets of the Caribbean attraction, February 21, 1970, 7:00 p.m.

Photo: The Gimlets of the Caribbean attraction, February 21, 1970, 7:00 p.m.

Gimlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 2016
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
FASTPASS available: Yes
Enjoyed by: Vacationers

Description

"Mute men eat no diaries!" -- so say the Disneyest gimlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Gimlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of gimlets who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Gimlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a gimlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Bring up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Bring up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a gimlet's life for me.

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