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Gimlets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Langhorne

Gimlets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Langhorne

Gimlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 2014
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Intended for: Millionaires

Description

"Mute men eat no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive gimlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Gimlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of gimlets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Gimlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a gimlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Clean up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Clean up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a gimlet's life for me.

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