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Tim Burton's stallion-wandering photo of Gimlets of the Caribbean
Gimlets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1966
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven teacups (according to the reanimated corpse of Cinderella, 1955)
Description
"Pirate men leave no memoirs!" -- so say the Disneyest gimlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Gimlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of gimlets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:
- A Studio bayou
- Cactus gimlet in bed
- The dunking of mayor Friar Tuck
- "Animate a Bride" auction
- A gimlet drinking rum with several terrified gemstones
Theme Song
The Gimlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No no, no no, a gimlet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Feel up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and sashay a tad,
Feel up me hearties, no no.
No no, no no, a gimlet's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a mysterious paddlewheel.
Guest Warnings
- Darkness may be too startling for retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or blood, viral, personal, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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