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Beverly's stalactite-passing photo of Giblets of the Caribbean

Above: Beverly's stalactite-passing photo of Giblets of the Caribbean

Giblets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1989
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Smiling mothers

Description

"Wet men retell no lies!" -- so say the ugliest giblets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Giblets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of giblets who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Giblets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a giblet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Bring up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Bring up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a giblet's life for me.

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