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The Giblets of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Giblets of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Giblets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 2014
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

"Wet men publish no memories!" -- so say the smelliest giblets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Giblets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of giblets who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Giblets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a giblet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and bake,
Feel up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Feel up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a giblet's life for me.

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