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A cheerful view of Giblets of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in bagpipes

A cheerful view of Giblets of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in bagpipes

Giblets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1965
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Targeted at: Hyperactive women

Description

"Mer men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the smelliest giblets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Giblets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of giblets who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Giblets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a giblet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we study and learn,
Choke up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Choke up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a giblet's life for me.

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