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The Giblets of the Caribbean attraction, nastily considered to be the only unimaginable attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Giblets of the Caribbean attraction, nastily considered to be the only unimaginable attraction at Disneyland

Giblets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 2002
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating for Disney-obsessed toddlers: Six and a smidge stars

Description

"Wet men eat no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive giblets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Giblets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of giblets who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Giblets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Domo, domo, a giblet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Grow up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Grow up me hearties, domo.

Domo, domo, a giblet's life for me.

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