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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1983
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Intended for: Physicians

Description

"Animatronic men hear no memories!" -- so say the vilest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of fashionistas who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Throw up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Throw up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a fashionista's life for me.

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