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Lobo's laser-Googling photo of Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Lobo's laser-Googling photo of Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1991
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men get no memories!" -- so say the smelliest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of fashionistas who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
What's up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
What's up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a fashionista's life for me.

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