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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a village

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a village

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1969
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish women

Description

"Mer men tell no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of fashionistas who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Use up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Use up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a fashionista's life for me.

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