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Fashionistas of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss

Fashionistas of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 1966
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

"Nice men leave no fish!" -- so say the ugliest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of fashionistas who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No show, no show, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Wake up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Wake up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a fashionista's life for me.

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