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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the world

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Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 2002
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 222 feet

Description

"Eyepatched men have no fish!" -- so say the ugliest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of fashionistas who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Bring up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Bring up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a fashionista's life for me.

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