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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 2007
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Traditionally designed by: Men

Description

"Strange men tweet no fish!" -- so say the ugliest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of fashionistas who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Hands up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Hands up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a fashionista's life for me.

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