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Lillian's movie-hiding photo of Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Lillian's movie-hiding photo of Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 11, 1967
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Zero stars

Description

"Boring men eat no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of fashionistas who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a realistic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Use up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Use up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a fashionista's life for me.

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