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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its iridescent anniversary

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its iridescent anniversary

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 2008
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Three thumbs down

Description

"Hook-handed men hear no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of fashionistas who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a deserving town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Clean up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Clean up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a fashionista's life for me.

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