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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean dark ride at dusk

Above: The Fashionistas of the Caribbean dark ride at dusk

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 3, 1989
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Intended for: Retirees

Description

"Eyepatched men hear no stories!" -- so say the least presidential fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of fashionistas who have lost their skin, and watch as others loot a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tear off and rip,
Look up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Look up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a fashionista's life for me.

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