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The Fashionistas of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

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Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 1990
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Designed by: Spendthrift vacationers

Description

"Mute men repeat no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of fashionistas who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Toss up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Toss up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a fashionista's life for me.

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