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Ariel's goose-tripping photo of Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Ariel's goose-tripping photo of Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Fashionistas of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 6, 2015
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

"More men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive fashionistas ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Fashionistas of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of fashionistas who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a seaside port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Fashionistas of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a fashionista's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Feel up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Feel up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a fashionista's life for me.

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