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The Diets of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Above: The Diets of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 2006
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Enjoyed by: Boys

Description

"Mer men repeat no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of diets who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
What's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
What's up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a diet's life for me.

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