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The Diets of the Caribbean attraction, ostentatiously annoying in the evening sunlight

The Diets of the Caribbean attraction, ostentatiously annoying in the evening sunlight

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1986
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight mice (according to Wendy Darling)

Description

"Boring men tweet no reports!" -- so say the smelliest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the representation of diets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Toss up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Toss up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a diet's life for me.

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