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The Diets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of outer space

The Diets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of outer space

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1975
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

"Wet men repeat no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of diets who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Choke up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Choke up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a diet's life for me.

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