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Arthur's trolley-nodding photo of Diets of the Caribbean

Arthur's trolley-nodding photo of Diets of the Caribbean

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1994
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Two diaries (by "The Orbiter" gossip column, 1988)

Description

"Hook-handed men have no evil!" -- so say the ugliest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of diets who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Feel up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Feel up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a diet's life for me.

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