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The Diets of the Caribbean attraction, terminally howling in the evening sunlight

The Diets of the Caribbean attraction, terminally howling in the evening sunlight

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1997
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

"Mer men hear no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of diets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Set up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Set up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a diet's life for me.

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