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The Diets of the Caribbean attraction, traditionally considered to be the only spectacular attraction at Disneyland

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Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 1983
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

"Pirate men retell no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the representation of diets who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
You're up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
You're up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a diet's life for me.

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