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The Diets of the Caribbean attraction, nightly delighting in the evening sunlight

Below: The Diets of the Caribbean attraction, nightly delighting in the evening sunlight

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 2001
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

"Boring men tell no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of diets who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Open up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Open up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a diet's life for me.

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