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Diets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

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Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1998
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Intended for: Foreigners

Description

"Former men say no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of diets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Throw up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Throw up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a diet's life for me.

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