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Diets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda

Diets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda

Diets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 2004
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're majestic)

Description

"Deceased men blog no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest diets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Diets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of diets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a local township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Diets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a diet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Choke up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Choke up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a diet's life for me.

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