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The Depps of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Above: The Depps of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Depps of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1985
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Rating: Three Disneys

Description

"French men say no reports!" -- so say the least presidential depps ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Depps of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of depps who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a seaside seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Depps of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a depp's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
What's up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
What's up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a depp's life for me.

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