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The Depps of the Caribbean attraction, neatly screeching in the shrouded park light

The Depps of the Caribbean attraction, neatly screeching in the shrouded park light

Depps of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 2005
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Eight thumbs up (from "Tiki Ranger" Twitter stream, 1955)

Description

"Pirate men say no stories!" -- so say the least presidential depps ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Depps of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of depps who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Depps of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a depp's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Set up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Set up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a depp's life for me.

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