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The Corpses of the Caribbean attraction, fantastically considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland

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Corpses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 2009
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men tell no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive corpses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Corpses of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of corpses who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Corpses of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a corpse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lady and tramp,
Use up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and short when we're damp,
Use up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a corpse's life for me.

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