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Corpses of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Mara

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Corpses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1988
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Visitors

Description

"Nice men get no lies!" -- so say the ugliest corpses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Corpses of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of corpses who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Corpses of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No go, no go, a corpse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Lick up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay our tab,
Lick up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a corpse's life for me.

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