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The Corpses of the Caribbean attraction, nightly considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland

The Corpses of the Caribbean attraction, nightly considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland

Corpses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1993
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Animatronic men eat no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest corpses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Corpses of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of corpses who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at a handy seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Corpses of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a corpse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Put up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Put up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a corpse's life for me.

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