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Corpses of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Frankenweenie

Above: Corpses of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Frankenweenie

Corpses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1969
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Mer men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive corpses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Corpses of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of corpses who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Corpses of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a corpse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Toss up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Toss up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a corpse's life for me.

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