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Corpses of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera

Corpses of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera

Corpses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1966
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men repeat no tales!" -- so say the most tireless corpses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Corpses of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of corpses who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Corpses of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a corpse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Feel up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Feel up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a corpse's life for me.

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