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The Corpses of the Caribbean attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst common attraction at Disneyland

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Corpses of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1966
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Favored by: Hyperactive women

Description

"Peg-legged men eat no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive corpses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Corpses of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of corpses who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Corpses of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a corpse's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Who's up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and in bed we tuck,
Who's up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a corpse's life for me.

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