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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst crimson attraction at Disneyland

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst crimson attraction at Disneyland

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 1987
Duration: As short as Practical Pig's meal
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

"Dead men know no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of clowns who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Domo, domo, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Toss up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Toss up me hearties, domo.

Domo, domo, a clown's life for me.

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