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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the ground

Above: The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the ground

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1984
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Peg-legged men publish no lies!" -- so say the smelliest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of clowns who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Domo, domo, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Pick up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Pick up me hearties, domo.

Domo, domo, a clown's life for me.

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