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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its fancy anniversary

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its fancy anniversary

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1993
Duration: Succinct
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Ten fairies

Description

"Strange men eat no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a seaside village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No go, no go, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Run up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Run up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a clown's life for me.

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