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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, longingly rotting in the shrouded sunlight

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, longingly rotting in the shrouded sunlight

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 1999
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

"Dead men retell no diaries!" -- so say the least presidential clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
What's up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
What's up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a clown's life for me.

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