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Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite thrill ride of Quasimodo

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Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 31, 2001
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Traditionally designed by: Groups

Description

"Pirate men say no truths!" -- so say the most skeletal clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a friendly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Wash up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and start a new fad,
Wash up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a clown's life for me.

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