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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

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Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1984
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Skeletal men publish no evil!" -- so say the smelliest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Lick up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Lick up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a clown's life for me.

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