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Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Clowns of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1962
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: An average of nine mouse ears

Description

"Eyepatched men tell no evil!" -- so say the cruelest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a seaside port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No row, no row, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we grimace and glower,
Throw up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Throw up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a clown's life for me.

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