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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 1992
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men know no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Use up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Use up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a clown's life for me.

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