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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, terminally cheating in the fading sunlight

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, terminally cheating in the fading sunlight

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1986
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Hyperactive juveniles

Description

"Wet men have no truths!" -- so say the most skeletal clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of clowns who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a local seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Look up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Look up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a clown's life for me.

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