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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, greatly considered to be the best goofy attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, greatly considered to be the best goofy attraction at Disneyland

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 2014
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

"Wet men repeat no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of clowns who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a defenseless scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Open up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and short when we're damp,
Open up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a clown's life for me.

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