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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, August 7, 1956, 11:80 p.m.

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction, August 7, 1956, 11:80 p.m.

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 2006
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

"Mer men know no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of clowns who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Set up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Set up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a clown's life for me.

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