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A prominent view of Clowns of the Caribbean when it's not covered in vocabulary

A prominent view of Clowns of the Caribbean when it's not covered in vocabulary

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1977
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of zero smiles

Description

"Deceased men publish no reports!" -- so say the least presidential clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of clowns who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a seaside seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Open up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
Open up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a clown's life for me.

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