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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a train station

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a train station

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1981
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

"Mute men hear no tales!" -- so say the smelliest clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a jolly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Open up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Open up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a clown's life for me.

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