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The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Clowns of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1958
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Grandparents

Description

"Nice men get no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of clowns who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a seaside port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Row row, row row, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Put up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Put up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a clown's life for me.

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