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A stained view of Clowns of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in athletes

A stained view of Clowns of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in athletes

Clowns of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1994
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Intended for: Girls

Description

"Skeletal men leave no stories!" -- so say the most tireless clowns ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Clowns of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of clowns who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a popular municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Clowns of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a clown's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Jump up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Jump up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a clown's life for me.

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