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Pictured: Chickens of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
Chickens of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1986
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
"Wet men retell no evil!" -- so say the most skeletal chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of chickens who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic municipality. Scenes include:
- Louisiana American
- Stabed helicopter
- The dunking of mayor Daisy Duck
- "Buy a Nose" auction
- A chicken drinking hotrod with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No bo, no bo, a chicken's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Shut up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Shut up me hearties, no bo.
No bo, no bo, a chicken's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, try something less demanding.
Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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