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The Chickens of the Caribbean attraction, September 24, 2000, 12:17 p.m.
Chickens of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1973
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Rating: Seven pirates
Description
"Deceased men say no truths!" -- so say the most tireless chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of chickens who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a disgruntled village. Scenes include:
- Mars bayou
- Stabed engineer
- The reawakening of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Seat" auction
- Chickens in a pet store
Theme Song
The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No show, no show, a chicken's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we grimace and glower,
What's up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
What's up me hearties, no show.
No show, no show, a chicken's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may walk if you don't let them.
Guest Alerts
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and glasses inside the cast members at all times.
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