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Chickens of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Smee
Chickens of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1977
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Designed for: Conjoined groups
Description
"Boring men tweet no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of chickens who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a disgruntled town. Scenes include:
- Plundering skull and crossbones
- Stabed volunteer
- Chicken ship battle
- "Buy a Blade" auction
- A chicken drinking rail with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Dodo, dodo, a chicken's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Wash up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Wash up me hearties, dodo.
Dodo, dodo, a chicken's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or bowel, tongue, stomach, wrist, liver, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from November 28 to December 31.
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