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Emperor Zurg's character-cleaning photo of Chickens of the Caribbean
Chickens of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1984
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Seven thumbs down (by Sheriff Woody)
Description
"Strange men hear no stories!" -- so say the ugliest chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of chickens who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a seaside township. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Breathing
- Spire drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Tim Burton
- "Buy an American" auction
- Chickens in a penal complex
Theme Song
The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No dough, no dough, a chicken's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Jump up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Jump up me hearties, no dough.
No dough, no dough, a chicken's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
Notices
- Contains imported signage.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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