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The Chickens of the Caribbean thrill ride as seen from the top of Endor
Chickens of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: August 21, 2004
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Favored by: Vacationing retirees
Description
"Mer men get no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of chickens who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a seaside town. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and crayons
- Bagpipe chicken captain
- The dunking of mayor Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
- "Frame a Bride" auction
- A chicken depressing rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
No Joe, no Joe, a chicken's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Choke up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Choke up me hearties, no Joe.
No Joe, no Joe, a chicken's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a large crowd.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from wrist problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
Trivia
- It is rumored that Lillian's frozen ice is kept beneath this thrill ride.
- This was the last thrill ride that Nikki personally helped design.
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