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Chickens of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul

Pictured: Chickens of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul

Chickens of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1986
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

"Wet men retell no evil!" -- so say the most skeletal chickens ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Chickens of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of chickens who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Chickens of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a chicken's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Shut up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Shut up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a chicken's life for me.

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