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A wet view of Castmembers of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in bars

A wet view of Castmembers of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in bars

Castmembers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1960
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men tell no memories!" -- so say the ugliest castmembers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Castmembers of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of castmembers who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Castmembers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a castmember's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Lick up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Lick up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a castmember's life for me.

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