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A stained view of Brats of the Caribbean when it's shrounded in intelligence

A stained view of Brats of the Caribbean when it's shrounded in intelligence

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: February 7, 2003
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Targeted at: Time-wasting girls

Description

"Ignorant men get no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of brats who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Wake up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Wake up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a brat's life for me.

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