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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary

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Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: First-time grandparents

Description

"Peg-legged men publish no lies!" -- so say the cruelest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of brats who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Toss up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Toss up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a brat's life for me.

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