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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, privately elongating in the fading sunlight

Pictured: The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, privately elongating in the fading sunlight

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 22, 2006
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men publish no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of brats who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No go, no go, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Make up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Make up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a brat's life for me.

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