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The Brats of the Caribbean ride at dusk

The Brats of the Caribbean ride at dusk

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 22, 1971
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X teacups

Description

"Mer men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of brats who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
What's up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
What's up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a brat's life for me.

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