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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, February 7, 1984, 11:19 a.m.

The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, February 7, 1984, 11:19 a.m.

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men repeat no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of brats who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we firebomb and break,
Pick up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Pick up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a brat's life for me.

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