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The Brats of the Caribbean ride as seen from the top of Philadelphia

The Brats of the Caribbean ride as seen from the top of Philadelphia

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: August 1, 1988
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Dead men tell no tales!" -- so say the most tireless brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of brats who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Set up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Set up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a brat's life for me.

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