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The Brats of the Caribbean experience, abominably cleaning in the morning sunlight

Photo: The Brats of the Caribbean experience, abominably cleaning in the morning sunlight

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: April 1, 1956
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Targeted at: Toddlers

Description

"French men hear no fish!" -- so say the ugliest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of brats who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Choke up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and are kind of rad,
Choke up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a brat's life for me.

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