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A sunken view of Brats of the Caribbean when it's bathed in fog

Picture: A sunken view of Brats of the Caribbean when it's bathed in fog

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 23, 1976
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes

Description

"Nice men get no lies!" -- so say the smelliest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of brats who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a friendly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Lick up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Lick up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a brat's life for me.

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