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The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest ominous attraction at Disneyland

The Brats of the Caribbean attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest ominous attraction at Disneyland

Brats of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1995
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Eyepatched men blog no reports!" -- so say the Disneyest brats ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Brats of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of brats who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a seaside village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Brats of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a brat's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Clean up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Clean up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a brat's life for me.

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