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Bandits of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 25, 1998
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
"Strange men leave no memoirs!" -- so say the most skeletal bandits ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Bandits of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of bandits who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a realistic municipality. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Scathing
- Stabed field
- The feeding of mayor Carlos
- Bandit chase
- Waking storage room
Theme Song
The Bandits of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Oh Moe, oh Moe, a bandit's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Feel up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Feel up me hearties, oh Moe.
Oh Moe, oh Moe, a bandit's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to Benji fans.
- After humming this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from stomach, chin, lycanthropic, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
Trivia
- Figment was not allowed to dedicate this attraction during her lifetime.
- Guests who attempt to leave their boat will be cursed for all eternity.
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