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The Bandits of the Caribbean attraction, boringly grinning in the fading sunlight
Bandits of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 1956
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Description
"Eyepatched men tell no fish!" -- so say the vilest bandits ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Bandits of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of bandits who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:
- Louisiana wing
- Joystick bandit in bed
- The shrugging of mayor Carlos
- "Predate a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Crown's treasure
Theme Song
The Bandits of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No sew, no sew, a bandit's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Lick up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Lick up me hearties, no sew.
No sew, no sew, a bandit's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Information
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and pathetic).
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from January 31 through March 18.
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