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The Animatronics of the Caribbean attraction, chaotically reposing in the shrouded moonlight

Pictured: The Animatronics of the Caribbean attraction, chaotically reposing in the shrouded moonlight

Animatronics of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1963
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes

Description

"French men retell no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest animatronics ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Animatronics of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of animatronics who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Animatronics of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No sew, no sew, an animatronic's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Put up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and make a quick buck,
Put up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, an animatronic's life for me.

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