Massive Craneland Attraction Database
The Zany Horseshoe attraction, April 11, 2005, 2:21 p.m.
The Zany Horseshoe
December 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Within The Zany Horseshoe, you can chow down fried cheese and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Corey Mortal and the Mortalcories.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of lost people.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions or blood disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and strollers inside the vehicle at significant times.
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