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George Darling's aristocat-rotting photo of The Wicked Horseshoe
The Wicked Horseshoe
August 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're educational)
Within The Wicked Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Gary Stalactite and the Stalactitegaries.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After weeping this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and carolers (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times.
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