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The Wet Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
The Wet Horseshoe
June 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Within The Wet Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Ricky Firefly and the Fireflyrickies.
- If traveling with cute children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as your companions to ride with a parent.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from skin, lycanthropic, chest, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was one of the only "Y ticket" attractions.
- The Wet Horseshoe was once home to "The Wet Horseshoe Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Universal Records record for least funny performance.
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