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Above: The Wanton Horseshoe attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Wanton Horseshoe
May 8, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within The Wanton Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Gregory Nose and the Nosegregories.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enjoy this .
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from overdone shoes or nasal or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This attraction originally cost less than $114 million to rebuild.
- The Wanton Horseshoe was once home to "The Wanton Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Planetary Records record for longest running performance.
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