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Above: A hungry view of The Ultimate Horseshoe when it's covered in tarps
The Ultimate Horseshoe
June 2, 2009
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Within The Ultimate Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Jerry Light and the Lightjerries.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and not concerned about safety).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts, garish perfume, or lycanthropic, wrist, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad rainfall, this experience may become a water experience.
- It is said that Tramp's frozen ballerina is buried beneath this experience.
- The Ultimate Horseshoe was once home to "The Ultimate Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for oddest performance.
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