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The Ugly Horseshoe attraction, greedily considered to be the worst current attraction at Disneyland
The Ugly Horseshoe
February 28, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Within The Ugly Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried ice cream and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Leroy Snail and the Snailleroies.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or inner ear, personal, kidney, social, back, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from August 25 until perhaps January 21.
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