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The Ugly Horseshoe attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Ugly Horseshoe
February 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Within The Ugly Horseshoe, you can devour fried food and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Tony Square and the Squaretonies.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
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