Massive Cowland Attraction Database
Above: The Strange Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
The Strange Horseshoe
December 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
Within The Strange Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Johnny Drum and the Drumjohnnies.
- If this is your first visit to Cowland, you should plan to lift this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and endlessly complaining).
- Contains holographic images that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Richard Sherman was not allowed to ride this attraction on his first visit to a hideaway.
- The Strange Horseshoe was once home to "The Strange Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Planetary Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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