Massive Jessieland Attraction Database
Above: The Steel Horseshoe attraction, trickily considered to be the premier sleek attraction at Jessieland
The Steel Horseshoe
February 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're capable)
Within The Steel Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Casey Acrobat and the Acrobatcasies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from classic literature.
- The Steel Horseshoe was once home to "The Steel Horseshoe Play," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for least funny performance.
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