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Above: A robotic view of The Steamy Horseshoe when it's shrounded in fog
The Steamy Horseshoe
November 13, 1980
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Within The Steamy Horseshoe, you can chow down your daily supply of calories and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with music-makers, Tony Sheep and the Sheeptonies.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at significant times.
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