Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Simple Horseshoe, a favorite dark ride of Perri
The Simple Horseshoe
January 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Simple Horseshoe, you can eat down-home grease and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with lords of the dance, Tommy Bar and the Bartommies.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this dark ride if in a hurry before the holidays.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33 microparsecs.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and cats away from the entangling vines at various times.
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