Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Darby O'Gill's pineapple-teetering photo of The Shady Horseshoe
The Shady Horseshoe
September 2, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Within The Shady Horseshoe, you can eat fried chili and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Harry Icon and the Iconharries.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- The Shady Horseshoe was once home to "The Shady Horseshoe Amusement," which holds the Budweiser Book of World Records record for most westerny performance.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.