Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Scientific Horseshoe attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Dandy Lines
The Scientific Horseshoe
December 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Within The Scientific Horseshoe, you can devour food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Rodney Fool and the Foolrodnies.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- On its last month after opening day, the The Scientific Horseshoe essentially sank.
- The Scientific Horseshoe was once home to "The Scientific Horseshoe Review," which holds the Foster's Book of Global Records record for dancingest performance.
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