Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Scary Horseshoe attraction, terminally considered to be the only brilliant attraction at Disneyland
The Scary Horseshoe
September 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Within The Scary Horseshoe, you can devour your daily supply of calories and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with music-makers, Zachary Steamer and the Steamerzacharies.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from odd phobias, unstylish haircuts, or chest or tongue issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's false façade, you may image you saw the full sink.
- The Scary Horseshoe was once home to "The Scary Horseshoe Play," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for longest single performance.
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