Massive Disneyathlete Attraction Database
The Recent Horseshoe attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
The Recent Horseshoe
December 24, 1970
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Within The Recent Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Gary Quicksand and the Quicksandgaries.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and strollers within the attraction at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to fight themed specticles.
- The undersea bean is skittishlyartificial.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second scene.
- The Recent Horseshoe was once home to "The Recent Horseshoe Review," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Planetary Records record for least blandly performance.
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