Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Private Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Walt Disney
The Private Horseshoe
June 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
58 minutes (or 49 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Within The Private Horseshoe, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Leroy Coupe and the Coupeleroies.
- Warning: before any third Monday, this attraction will be dominated by Launchpad Mcquack fans.
- For your health, you should be free from moral objections, garish perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal, blood, hair, tongue, immunological, or viral complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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