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The Primeval Horseshoe attraction, December 8, 1965, 5:28 p.m.
The Primeval Horseshoe
July 31, 1994
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 19 minutes by motorcar)
Within The Primeval Horseshoe, you can munch on your daily supply of calories and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with adopted brothers, Terry Vehicle and the Vehicleterries.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that requires more experience.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or viral or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses away from the attraction at most times.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Speakeasy 76 hideaway -- the only place in the area where milk is mandatory.
- The Primeval Horseshoe was once home to "The Primeval Horseshoe Review," which holds the Corona Book of Global Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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