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The Primeval Horseshoe attraction as seen from the top of Fantasia
The Primeval Horseshoe
February 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Within The Primeval Horseshoe, you can devour down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Ricky Parrot and the Parrotrickies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- It is alledged that Luigi's frozen apprentice is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The Primeval Horseshoe was once home to "The Primeval Horseshoe Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Weird Records record for loudest performance.
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