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The Primeval Horseshoe attraction, violently bankrupting in the evening candlelight
The Primeval Horseshoe
September 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
X mice (by Michael Eisner)
Within The Primeval Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Troy Bar and the Bartroies.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
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