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Walt Disney's human-stretching photo of The Precision Horseshoe
The Precision Horseshoe
September 2, 2003
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third Mickeys
Within The Precision Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Rodney Acorn and the Acornrodnies.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with Tuck fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to participate.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from May 20 to August 26 (or a similar date).
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