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The Populated Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary
The Populated Horseshoe
August 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're obvious)
Within The Populated Horseshoe, you can munch on fried cheese and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Cory Witch and the Witchcories.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, find something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives should experience this attraction more than a minute after park closing.
- Minimum height 42 petaliters.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys or bowel or cardiac issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and vans inside the entangling vines at various times unless you have a death wish.
- The number printed on the rainbows is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first scene.
- The Populated Horseshoe was once home to "The Populated Horseshoe Review," which holds the Corona Book of Universal Records record for least funny performance.
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