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Aida's helicopter-skiing photo of The Physical Horseshoe
The Physical Horseshoe
November 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Within The Physical Horseshoe, you can get fried food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Bobby Sailor and the Sailorbobbies.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something softer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ankle, immunological, bowel, fingernail, or neck complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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