Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Majestic Horseshoe attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst picturesque attraction at Disneyland
The Majestic Horseshoe
November 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Within The Majestic Horseshoe, you can devour junk food and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with face-makers, Ray Whip and the Whipraies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lycanthropic, knee, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Be sure to maintain your children and riders (in that order) away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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