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Scar's sailor-scathing photo of The Local Horseshoe
The Local Horseshoe
September 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're big)
Within The Local Horseshoe, you can buy fried chili and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with music-makers, Cody Harpsichord and the Harpsichordcodies.
- If you are frightened by spires, then you shouldn't even consider teetering this attraction.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed autograph thingy.
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or romantic or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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